Apparently Juan Boehner doesn't know what a "job saved" is. Even though he was a business consultant and claims Xavier B-school in his bona fides let me see if I can help him out
State Comptroller: Mr. Governor we have a huge deficit and will need to layoff 500 state workers for the coming fiscal year.
Governor: Man, that sucks big time.
President Obama: We're in the middle of the worst recession ever, we'll give you guys some money to help cover you deficit.
Governor: Thanks dude.
Comptroller: Awesome now we don't have to fire the 500 people we were going to.
Mayor: Mr. Obama we're in a similar situation
County Controller: Mr. President, so are we.
President Obama: Don't worry, I love the US, I got you guys. It's much easier to save a job than try to create one out of thin air.
Mayor: Mr. Obama David "I love Republican's" Gregory, John Boehner and some cranky economist know one has ever heard of, said the concept of saved jobs don't exist.
President Obama: I don't know, why don't you ask the people you were getting ready to layoff whether that concept is abstract or not. Ask their kids, their spouses, their extended families. Ask their banks, their grocers and those who are dependent on their income as well.
John Boeherner, Cranky Economist, I Love Repubs: Oh good point Mr. President. We were just following some weak talking points, in hopes that people were too stupid to understand this concept. We were wrong.
President Obama: You're always wrong guys! But you're good at it.
