Ladies take note...seriously it's important that you know these things!
-Men are NOT mind readers.
-Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
-Sunday football is like gravity. It's immutable so don't fight it.
-Ask for what you want. Hints do not work, just say it.
-Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost any of your questions.
-Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
-If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us too lie.
-If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
-Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
-We're making sure everything is still there. Yeah we know it is, but we just want to be sure.
-If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong.
-If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
-When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
-Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as basketball or sex fantasies.
-You have enough clothes. You have enough shoes.
